September 17, 2003

General Clark Announces His Candidacy for President

Woo hoo.

It's minstrel-eating time.

DOWNDATE: But the important question, that the folks at CNN are apparently too intimidated to ask, is what is General Clark's position on the Dingle-Norwood bill?

Posted by Charles Austin at September 17, 2003 02:53 PM

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I 'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news -
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

Posted by: Richard Nieporent at 09:43 PM

I see where Clark is gathering a bunch of Clinton operatives to run his campaign. Any thoughts as to whether the Clintons themselves are behind any of this support and what the real reason why they would do it if they are?

Posted by: Jon at 10:17 AM

Maybe they could have asked him who the current Vice President is? Another dwarf for the Dem nominees.

Posted by: MarcV at 12:54 PM