March 08, 2005
I Can Be So Cruel
I suppose I could understand the Democrat's planned confirmation battle if President Bush had picked Michael Bolton to be our UN Ambassador, but John Bolton is going to hand them their asses on a plate. A very big plate.
But what is it about Boltons and hair? Just for "In the House" Ted (trust me, click on the link), one of these guys has the support of some sad people who think he should be in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and the other is our next UN Ambassador:
Hint, it's not the guy with the website.
I don't know what's sadder, the scary Tedster website, or the scary "Michael Bolton Buddies" website. Actually, one of the most frightening things I have ever heard was an acquaintance -- someone who seemed otherwise sane -- telling me how much she loved Michael Bolton's music, because he sang with "so much emotion." Yeah, I get pretty emotional when I slam my hand in the door, but it never occurs to me to record and attempt to sell my "emotion."
Posted by: Andrea Harris at 10:35 PM