Terry Oglesby is running the SECOND ANNUAL ALL-FIRED AXIS OF WEEVIL SCARY STORY BLOGBURST. Here's my entry:
Once upon a time, I lived in Alabama. While residing there a boll weevil ate my brain. Mmmm, brains...
It grew back.
Now that's scary.
And now you know why I don't write fiction, because my attempts are truly frightening.