Richard Simmons is autographing his new DVD at my local Walgreen's. Go ahead and top that if you can.
All I can think of is that someone somewhere wants him around. One is tempted to go with the 'how the mighty have fallen' theme, but I'll never autograph DVDs, even at a Walgreens.
Now I pity the folks who might want that autograph, a little, but not that much. At least I don't live next to them. Or maybe I do.
OK, I can't top it.
Posted by: Scott at 01:01 AM