September 21, 2007

Slow News Day

Thanks for clearing that up ...

Hillary Clinton officially declared she's not a lesbian - not that there's anything wrong with that.

During an interview with The Advocate to be published next week, Sean Kennedy, the gay magazine's news and features editor, asked the presidential candidate, "How do you respond to the occasional rumor that you're a lesbian?"

"It's not true, but it is something that I have no control over. People will say what they want to say."

Kennedy told the Daily News he's convinced. "I 100% believe she's a straight, heterosexual woman," he said.

Of course, the correct response would be to wag a finger at the reporter and say, "I did not have sex with that woman." After all, it worked so well before.

Posted by Charles Austin at September 21, 2007 10:05 AM

They didn't ask her if she was bi. :)

Posted by: Jim C. at 04:01 AM

I believe that Hillary is one of those women whose sexual preference is "whatever gets me what I want." Right now that's being a straight, married woman with at least one child. If being a lesbian or bi or into dwarf tranny hookers was the way to power she'd be that. She's essentially asexual. Women who stay married to unrepentant tomcats like Bill Clinton usually are.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at 10:59 AM