November 16, 2006

Road Thrill

I think I could have safely gone the rest of my natural life without hearing about this:

Meet Bryan James Hathaway, alleged venison lover. The Wisconsin man, 20, is facing charges that he had sex last month with a dead deer. Hathaway, who previously has served time for killing a horse he intended to sexually assault, allegedly found the deer in a ditch alongside a roadway.

Vyvyan was right, Bambi did do a Disney Nasty.

Posted by Charles Austin at November 16, 2006 09:23 PM

He should have stuck with lentils, man. They're good for you!

Posted by: Andrea Harris at 12:26 AM