I think I could have safely gone the rest of my natural life without hearing about this:
Meet Bryan James Hathaway, alleged venison lover. The Wisconsin man, 20, is facing charges that he had sex last month with a dead deer. Hathaway, who previously has served time for killing a horse he intended to sexually assault, allegedly found the deer in a ditch alongside a roadway.
Vyvyan was right, Bambi did do a Disney Nasty.