May 22, 2006

Ooohhh, There's a Shock

Madonna crucifies herself in L.A. tour opener

I'm reminded of Neil's line in The Young Ones about crucifying yourself, "Rick, that's a really horrible way to kill yourself, man...I've tried, there's no way you can hammer in the last nail."

Perhaps she's just fresh out of unicorn blood:

Madonna launched her first world tour in two years on Sunday, delighting an enthusiastic Los Angeles crowd by hanging herself from a cross, insulting President George W. Bush, and dusting off some of the sexy moves that have sustained her career for more than 20 years.

I'm guessing no one outside the choir is going to be impressed by sexy moves with 20 years of dust on them.

Posted by Charles Austin at May 22, 2006 11:53 AM

Sad, really. Madonna used to have real talent but she stopped being a real artist over a decade ago.

Posted by: Jon at 10:16 AM