April 11, 2006
Una Paloma Ummah
Or, I still don't get performance art. It's time for another Caption Contest (#8).
Iranian artists perform as they hold up samples of enriched uranium after Iran said on Tuesday it had produced low-grade enriched uranium, in Mashad, April 11, 2006. (Stringer/Reuters)
Contest will last until I declare a winner.
Posted by Charles Austin at April 11, 2006 04:03 PM
Three-millionths of a second later, a small thermonuclear explosion wiped out the Northwest portion of Mashad. No one had told Achmed and Jimbo that it wasn't a good idea to forcefully clink together vials of enriched uranium.
OK, so Iran has THE BOMB....but those "dove" delivery systems still don't quite cut it!
...a time to gather stones together...
"It doesn't seem like much Uranium."
"Don't worry, Dubya said he would deliver more."
"Glory be to the Bomb, and to the Holy Fallout. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. World without end. Amen."
It doesn't have the same esoteric pop culture reference, but a less trinitarian caption might be...
"There is no Bomb but Bomb, and Fallout is his prophet."
When Cindy Sheehan dreams...
DRUDGEREPORTING: The NYT today greatly discounts Irans claims to being a nuclear power, based on Mahmouds pronouncement that they have acquired the Illudium Q-38 Explosive Space Modulator.
Well Rodney, we have made them very angry.
[spleenville has censored this caption contest entry in the interest of not offending any obviously offendable religious groups]
"Enriched uranium my camel's butt. These tubes are filled with Diet Mountain Dew."
Critics acclaim the new Broadway hit: "Snow White Doves and the Seven Mental Dwarfs". The closing number "Nuclear Confusion" ends the musical with a big bang.
"May the blue bird of happiness build a missile silo in your armpit."