April 11, 2006

Una Paloma Ummah

Or, I still don't get performance art. It's time for another Caption Contest (#8).


Iranian artists perform as they hold up samples of enriched uranium after Iran said on Tuesday it had produced low-grade enriched uranium, in Mashad, April 11, 2006. (Stringer/Reuters)

Contest will last until I declare a winner.

Posted by Charles Austin at April 11, 2006 04:03 PM

Three-millionths of a second later, a small thermonuclear explosion wiped out the Northwest portion of Mashad. No one had told Achmed and Jimbo that it wasn't a good idea to forcefully clink together vials of enriched uranium.

Posted by: charles austin at 04:06 PM

OK, so Iran has THE BOMB....but those "dove" delivery systems still don't quite cut it!

Posted by: Maggie at 05:13 PM


Posted by: Rodney Dill at 08:05 AM

...a time to gather stones together...
Ecclesiastes 3:1-13

Posted by: Rodney Dill at 08:10 AM

"It doesn't seem like much Uranium."
"Don't worry, Dubya said he would deliver more."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at 08:11 AM

"Glory be to the Bomb, and to the Holy Fallout. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. World without end. Amen."

Posted by: Jon at 01:40 PM

It doesn't have the same esoteric pop culture reference, but a less trinitarian caption might be...

"There is no Bomb but Bomb, and Fallout is his prophet."

Posted by: Jon at 04:42 PM

When Cindy Sheehan dreams...

Posted by: Matt at 11:29 PM

DRUDGEREPORTING: The NYT today greatly discounts Irans claims to being a nuclear power, based on Mahmouds pronouncement that they have acquired the Illudium Q-38 Explosive Space Modulator.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at 06:07 AM

Well Rodney, we have made them very angry.

Posted by: charles austin at 08:21 AM

[spleenville has censored this caption contest entry in the interest of not offending any obviously offendable religious groups]

Posted by: Jon at 11:01 AM

"Enriched uranium my camel's butt. These tubes are filled with Diet Mountain Dew."

Posted by: Haws at 02:37 PM

"Wonder Twin dildos..."

Posted by: Adjustah at 01:50 PM

Critics acclaim the new Broadway hit: "Snow White Doves and the Seven Mental Dwarfs". The closing number "Nuclear Confusion" ends the musical with a big bang.

Posted by: Maggie at 08:01 PM

"May the blue bird of happiness build a missile silo in your armpit."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at 08:36 PM