April 07, 2006


I can see clearly now, jihad is gone. All of the bad feelings have disappeared -- we have a winner!


Mr. Right: The ever-vigilant paparazzi afford us a rare glimpse of Michael Jackson out for a stroll near his new children's petting zoo in Bahrain.

Perhaps I should add another item to my list of ever-changing, ever-growing, yet curiously non-binding caption contest judging criteria, to wit, that any legitimate, timely reference to the movie Three Kings featuring a variant of, "What is the problem with Michael Jackson?" has a pretty good chance of winning in any given week.

Sorry for the delayed judging, work had me on the road...

Posted by Charles Austin at April 7, 2006 06:15 PM