March 23, 2006

Is It Coincidence that "Sheen, Ha" Is An Anagram of Sheehan?

It boggles the mind that anyone should care what Charlie Sheen thinks, non sequitur though that may be:

Charlie Sheen, following in the footsteps of his politically outspoken father, Martin Sheen, has joined the chorus of conspiracy theorists who don’t believe the official version of events surrounding 9/11.

The estranged husband of Denise Richards, who is better known for his affinity for prostitutes and gambling than his Homeland Security credentials, told the GCN Radio Network he doesn’t buy the government’s explanation that “19 amateurs with box cutters (took) over four commercial airliners and (hit) 75 percent of their targets.”

Jeez, just imagine how much better they could have done if they were professionals!

The “Two and a Half Men” star, who was shooting his former sitcom “Spin City” the morning the World Trade Center towers fell, said he was immediately suspicious about the official reason given for the buildings’ collapse. After watching in horror as the South Tower was hit, he said to his brother, “call me insane, but did it sorta look like those buildings came down in a controlled demolition?”

Ok, you're insane.

The father of two also questioned whether a plane actually hit the Pentagon and how President George Bush was able to see the first plane hit the north tower, when no live footage of that incident was carried.

“I guess one of the perks of being president is that you get access to TV channels that don’t exist in the known universe,” the actor-turned-pseudo-intellect quipped.

“It is up to us to reveal the truth,” Sheen asserted. “We owe it to everybody’s life who was drastically altered, horrifically that day and forever. We owe it to them to uncover what happened.”

And Charlie has plenty of experience under the covers to get to the bottoms of, well, something.

Posted by Charles Austin at March 23, 2006 06:07 PM

"call me insane, but did it sorta look like those buildings came down in a controlled demolition?"

Uh... I have never seen any controlled demolitions that start with raming a 747 into the side and letting the jet fuel burn through the supporting structure.

Posted by: Jon at 11:34 AM

Cut him some slack. After all, he's done Denise Richards!

Posted by: Veeshir at 07:35 AM