March 23, 2006

Lex Luthor Showed Us the Way

We can profit from the rising sea level by buying the new beachfront property now without having to set off a nuclear device in the San Andreas fault:

The rumblings of global warming are echoing across Greenland. Groups of scientists studying ancient climate, tweaking computer models of future climate and even listening to earthquakes add to the evidence that global warming is melting polar ice, according to a series of papers in this week's issue of the journal Science. At the current rate of rising temperatures, by the year 2100 Arctic summers could be as warm as they were 130,000 years ago.

You know, 130,000 years ago, the last time Americans were raping the planet and indiscrimnately burning fossil fuels that were going to run out in 30 years years and ..., oh, never mind.

Posted by Charles Austin at March 23, 2006 05:51 PM

What are you? Retarded?

Posted by: Doesn'tMakeSense at 02:37 AM

Such a stunning retort! really put me in my place.

Posted by: charles austin at 08:59 PM