February 20, 2006
What's the text message on Steve Ballmer's phone that has him smiling?
Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer during a conference at 3GSM World Congress in Barcelona, February 14, 2006. REUTERS/Albert Gea
Posted by Charles Austin at February 20, 2006 08:02 PM
Here's a few to get things started.
Now that Apple has Intel inside, I'm going to own you, bitch. -- Steve Jobs
The world is mine! -- Larry Ellison
S, my invit 2 3GSM seems 2 hav ben lst in mail. -- Paul Allen
(thinking) "Now that I've got Paris Hiltons phone list I've got it made."
"Oh Gates left his phone... wait a minute he's got me listed under Monkeyboy"
"Man, can I dance or what?"
"Better to be cuttin' a rug than wearing one."
"Time to dance, spastic boy -- Remulak"
"Cool! I can watch the latest episode of 24 live on my phone now!"
"Ooo... Britney! Text me, baby!"
"Ooo... Britney! Want to say hello to my little friend!"
"I love cowboy movies. Ooooooooo... klahomo where the wind goes rushing through my chaps!"
"I just love the way the University of Illinois honors the Illini Indians with their mascot."
"Hello, Mr. Austin? Why yes, Bill and I are thinking of featuring your blog in our new blog plugin for the next upgrade of IE."
And the #1 caption:
"Awesome! I picked up the Illini's first round NCAA Tournament game!"
Oh, and sorry, I don't have any extra cash this month for a bribe.
Wait, another text message?
"Herro Barrmer, Dance Monkeyboy Dance."
Heh, Boy those girls sure are drunk, they're even spelling with an accent.
Bill says we can get a deal on ports for less than 5 billion....and the numbers just seem to keep dropping. Guess we're going to diversify the company after all.