February 20, 2006

SQNCC #5

What's the text message on Steve Ballmer's phone that has him smiling?

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Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer during a conference at 3GSM World Congress in Barcelona, February 14, 2006. REUTERS/Albert Gea

Posted by Charles Austin at February 20, 2006 08:02 PM
Comments

Here's a few to get things started.

Now that Apple has Intel inside, I'm going to own you, bitch. -- Steve Jobs

The world is mine! -- Larry Ellison

S, my invit 2 3GSM seems 2 hav ben lst in mail. -- Paul Allen

Posted by: charles austin at 09:25 PM

#1
(thinking) "Now that I've got Paris Hiltons phone list I've got it made."

#2
"Oh Gates left his phone... wait a minute he's got me listed under Monkeyboy"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at 09:55 PM

"Man, can I dance or what?"

"Better to be cuttin' a rug than wearing one."

Posted by: charles austin at 11:48 PM

Pinky, rupwip?

Posted by: Kevin Murphy at 08:54 AM

"Time to dance, spastic boy -- Remulak"

Posted by: kevin@funmurphys.com at 12:53 PM

"Cool! I can watch the latest episode of 24 live on my phone now!"

"Ooo... Britney! Text me, baby!"

"Ooo... Britney! Want to say hello to my little friend!"

"I love cowboy movies. Ooooooooo... klahomo where the wind goes rushing through my chaps!"

"I just love the way the University of Illinois honors the Illini Indians with their mascot."

"Hello, Mr. Austin? Why yes, Bill and I are thinking of featuring your blog in our new blog plugin for the next upgrade of IE."

And the #1 caption:
"Awesome! I picked up the Illini's first round NCAA Tournament game!"

Oh, and sorry, I don't have any extra cash this month for a bribe.

Cheers

Posted by: Jon at 04:21 PM

Wait, another text message?
"Herro Barrmer, Dance Monkeyboy Dance."
Heh, Boy those girls sure are drunk, they're even spelling with an accent.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at 07:51 AM

Bill says we can get a deal on ports for less than 5 billion....and the numbers just seem to keep dropping. Guess we're going to diversify the company after all.

Posted by: Maggie at 04:55 PM