Sine Qua Non

"I did not have sexual relations with that camel."

"I did not use WMDs against my own people, the Kurds."

"That's the man, your honor. He killed all my people."

Uncle Hussein is looking for a few good terrorists. [Caption below recruiting poster]

"You're out of order. You're out of order. This whole trial is out of order."

And Jon, I think the recruiting poster would say, "Saddam is looking for a few bad men." Or perhaps, "The few, the scum, the insurgents." Or even, "An insurgency of one."

"I Want YOU For U.S. Army"

I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!

Uncle Saddam is looking for a few good men, and a couple of tough broads.

You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

Just remember, when you point at someone else, there are four fingers pointing back at you.

(upon seeing last weeks contest with Matt's Caption)
"I pay a dollah for that!"

Chirac ... I'm coming to get you!

"You talking to ME?"

I triple-dog dare you to pull my finger!

You can't handle the truth!

Our destination is the planet Sha Ka Ree, which lies beyond the Great Barrier at the center of the galaxy.

The mundane face of incredible evil. (Yes, I know it's not funny, but then the rules don't say it has to be funny).