February 13, 2006


Field Marshall Earl Kitchener Hussein says:


Caption contest results next Monday. You still have a few hours to get in a caption of Bill and Hillary Clinton (and George and Laura Bush) yukking it up at Coretta Scott King's funeral.

This contest is closed.

Posted by Charles Austin at February 13, 2006 12:49 PM

"I did not have sexual relations with that camel."

Posted by: charles austin at 10:29 PM

"I did not use WMDs against my own people, the Kurds."

"That's the man, your honor. He killed all my people."

Uncle Hussein is looking for a few good terrorists. [Caption below recruiting poster]

Posted by: Jon at 10:59 AM

"You're out of order. You're out of order. This whole trial is out of order."

And Jon, I think the recruiting poster would say, "Saddam is looking for a few bad men." Or perhaps, "The few, the scum, the insurgents." Or even, "An insurgency of one."

Posted by: charles austin at 12:38 PM

"I Want YOU For U.S. Army"

Posted by: Tom at 05:26 PM

I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!

Uncle Saddam is looking for a few good men, and a couple of tough broads.

You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

Just remember, when you point at someone else, there are four fingers pointing back at you.

Posted by: Kevin Murpy at 11:33 PM

(upon seeing last weeks contest with Matt's Caption)
"I pay a dollah for that!"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at 07:25 PM

Chirac ... I'm coming to get you!

Posted by: Kevin Murphy at 12:39 PM

"You talking to ME?"

Posted by: Maggie at 08:19 AM

I triple-dog dare you to pull my finger!

Posted by: Mr. Right at 05:53 PM

You can't handle the truth!

Posted by: SgtFluffy at 11:58 AM

Our destination is the planet Sha Ka Ree, which lies beyond the Great Barrier at the center of the galaxy.

Posted by: Lynxx Pherrett at 01:17 PM

The mundane face of incredible evil. (Yes, I know it's not funny, but then the rules don't say it has to be funny).

Posted by: Kevin Murphy at 09:44 PM