October 29, 2004

Burning Bush -- Heh

So does Tom Harkin talk to God?

Iowa Sen. Tom Harkin says John Kerry has been gaining in the polls every day since Oct. 21, and George Bush has been going down every day. "That's how God wants it to be," Harkin told a group of about 25 people at the Benton County Headquarters in Vinton on Thursday afternoon.

Nah, that can't be it. We all know that Chimpy McSmirk thinks that he talks to God, and only extremist fundamentalist whackos believe the voices in their heads are God. Maybe Tom Harkin tells God what to do! Yeah, that must be it. That's how the Great Liberal well deliver utopia, or heaven on earth, to us.

Posted by Charles Austin at October 29, 2004 05:27 PM

"'Splain to me this…I don't get it.

Posted by: R at 10:25 PM

It's not God talking to Harkin that surprises me. It's that 25 people showed up to listen to Harkin!

Posted by: Tony Iovino at 08:47 PM