October 19, 2004

Yea, But Has he Mastered the Pinkie Thing Yet?

Somebody better let Dr. Evil know that Matt Damon is stealing his best lines:

Hometown hottie Matt Damon doesn't rest when it comes to politicking for his presidential pick John Kerry - even whilst in Germany! "I would pay $1 million to have Kerry in the White House," the actor said at the premiere of "The Bourne Supremacy" in Berlin the other night.

Gosh, I can't wait to see Team America: World Police.

Posted by Charles Austin at October 19, 2004 10:21 PM

Hometown hottie Matt Damon.

Hometown hottie? This is from a real newspaper?

Well, I must immediately subordinate my own convictions to the reasoned words of hometown hottie Matt Damon.

Posted by: JP Gibb at 12:10 PM

"Matt DAy-mun!"

I thought we were supposed to keep the money out of politics.

Posted by: Jim Durbin at 12:20 PM

Run, do not walk, to see Team America. I went yesterday, and I howled throughout. the slams against lefty lackwit actors are outrageous.

Posted by: John Cunningham at 01:25 AM