September 24, 2004

The Chico Esquela Foreign Policy

Over lunch I heard John Kerry on the radio saying that when it comes to fighting terrorism he is going to always keep his eye on the ball. No word as to whether he would always use both hands and move his feet; or how very, very good foreign policy had been to him; or whether he would soon be incorporating a Ty Webb "Be the Ball" strategy into his campaign. Not that, "thank you very little," probably isn't already part of his vocabulary, or that he won't suggest in the debates that we judge presidential candidates by height. Of course, we do know that Danny put the last one in the lumberyard.

Posted by Charles Austin at September 24, 2004 01:04 PM

"Don't underestimate yourself (Senator), you're a tremendous slouch."

Posted by: David at 07:17 PM