June 29, 2004

Dead Man Walking

Saddam to Face Charges in Iraq Thursday

Anyone else expect Saddam to sing this when he's arraigned?

Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right
They may be right
But it's not as if I don't try
I just fuck up
Try as I might

But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises
I swear it.
I'll open up my heart
And I will share it
Any minute now
I will be born again

Yes, I can change, I can change
I know I've been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill, I like to maim
Yes, I'm insane, but it's OK
Cause I can change

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society
You see my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me

But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises
I know it.
I'll open up my heart
And I will show it
Any minute now
I will be born again

Satan The Dark Prince:
But what if you never change?
What if you remain a sandy little butt-hole?

Saddam Hussein:
Hey Satan
Don't be such a twit
Mother Theresa won't have shit on me.

Just watch
Just watch me change
Here I go I'm changing

Hey Satan!

Personally, I like the Violent Femmes version best.

Posted by Charles Austin at June 29, 2004 10:14 PM
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