January 08, 2004

Howard's a Deep Linker

There has been some discussion before about bloggers being deep thinkers or deep linkers. We know Howard Dean has a blog. Therefore, Howard Dean is either a deep thinker or a deep linker. I offer the following as evidence that Howard Dean is a deep linker:

"The overwhelming evidence is that there is very significant, substantial genetic component to it," Dean said in an interview Wednesday. "From a religious point of view, if God had thought homosexuality is a sin, he would not have created gay people."

And thus, Howard Dean simply resolves the dispute between the competing theological conundrums of determinism and free will. But didn't God create all the angels as well, including Lucifer? Hmm..., since Satan's gay -- according to Matt and Trey -- I guess that's ok. Wow, this philosophy and theology stuff is pretty easy when you think about it for just a few seconds.

Perhaps next week, Howard will let us know why pedophilia practicing priests shouldn't be considered sinful since God created them as well.

Posted by Charles Austin at January 8, 2004 03:21 PM

Please let it be Dean... oh please, oh please, oh please let it be Dean.

Posted by: Jon at 04:41 PM

By Dean's own professed reasoning:

"Tax cuts for the wealthy" are not sinful because God created both wealthy people and tax-cutting legislators.

The Patriot Act is OK because God created John Ashcroft (or is that "AshKKKroft"?)

God created George W. Bush, so isn't running against him sinful?

Posted by: Mike at 06:51 AM