Sine Qua Non

Meanwhile, Back at Kerry Campaign Headquarters...

"How can we distinguish our guy from all the other candidates?" asks one staffer.

"I know," said another, "have JFK wear brown shoes with a dark suit."

Works everytime. But where's Snow White? After all, Sleepy, Dopey, Grumpy, Sneezy, Happy, Bashful and Doc are all here.

Posted by Charles Austin at January 7, 2004 04:19 PM