January 05, 2004

Just Freakin' Great

Two Bush is Hitler ads and we're still 10 months from the election. Where do we go from here?

Funny, in a non-funny pathetic sort of way, but the Democrats running for President haven't exactly knocked each other over racing to the microphones to denounce this garbage. It's not as though they are willing to do anything to win, is it?

What comes to mind is Elvis Costello singing a slightly modified version of Two Little Hitlers:

Why are we racing to be so cold?
They're up late pacing the floor
They won't be told
Soros has Deaniacs
All bought and sold
Can't face the music
Can't face the facts
Even when they walk in rolled-up sleeves and chequer slacks

Bowing and squawking
Running after titbits
Bobbing and squinting
Just like a nitwit

Two Bush is Hitler ads fight it out until
One Bush is Hitler ad's selected most shrill
They will return
They will not learn

Down in the basement

They need their head examined
They need their eyes excited
They'd like to join the party
But they were not invited
Dean makes a member of them
They'll be delighted

I wouldn't cry for lost souls
You might drown
Dirty words for dirty minds
Written in a toilet town

Trippi's their Valentine
He's a smooth operator
It's all so calculated
He's got a calculator
MoveOn's their touch typewriter
Bush is the great dictator

Two Bush is Hitler ads fight it out until
One Bush is Hitler ad's selected most shrill
They will return
They will not learn

A simple lack of self-respect
They flick a switch and the world goes off
Nobody jumps as they expect
I would have thought they would have had enough by now

They call selective dating
For some effective mating
They thought they'd let you down, dear
But you were just deflating

They knew right from the start
They'd end up hating
Pictures of the merchandise
Plastered on the wall
They can look so long as we don't have to think at all

They say you'll never know him
He's an unnatural man
He doesn't want your pleasure
He wants as no one can
He wants to know the names of
All those he's better than

Two Bush is Hitler ads fight it out until
One Bush is Hitler ad's selected most shrill
They will return
They will not learn

They will return
They will not learn
(repeats ads ad nauseum)

Posted by Charles Austin at January 5, 2004 10:34 PM
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