October 29, 2003

I'm Too Sexy For Cornfields

Hmm, I wonder how Howards' metrosexuality will play in Iowa?

Dean declared himself a "metrosexual," the buzz phrase for straight men in touch with their feminine sides, as he touted his accomplishments in "equal justice" for gay and lesbian couples... I've heard the term (metrosexual), but I don't know what it means."

Of course, he probably figures that, like him, those rubes in flyover country don't know what it means either. Gee, I can't wait until John Kerry or Dick Gephardt in their desperation come out as agrisexuals in an attempt to appeal to the all important bib overall electorate.

Posted by Charles Austin at October 29, 2003 07:45 PM