October 11, 2003

Knock, Knock, Knockin' On Hades' Door

Arafat's private circle of Hell must be almost finished:

Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat is gravely ill with cancer or a spreading liver infection, according to reports yesterday.

I wonder which dignitaries will attend his funeral?

Posted by Charles Austin at October 11, 2003 12:54 AM

Betcha Jimmy Carter will be there.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at 05:56 PM

Let's hope President Bush has someone fitting to attend the funeral of this worthy leader. A Pentagon janitor, perhaps.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at 11:11 PM

Come on, Jeffersonian. I respect janitors. Let's send Carter.

Posted by: JPS at 11:25 PM

And I was wondering whether Andrea meant the funeral or Hell.

Posted by: charles austin at 11:32 PM