After all, Cruz has to be a closet Republican. I mean, only Republicans are racists. Right?
California Lt. Gov. Cruz Bustamante (search), the grandson of Mexican immigrants who counts improving race relations among his biggest pursuits, refused Thursday to renounce his past ties to a little-known Hispanic organization considered by critics to be as racist as the Ku Klux Klan.
Is Cruz the MEChA-Davis?
(Sorry, I don't own Photoshop. Send me an appropriate Photoshop-ed image and I'll insert it here.)
Has he been endorsed by the Mecha-Streisand?
Or Jambi?
Mecha-lecha-hi mecha-hiney-ho indeed!