Al Qaeda claims responsibility for blackout
"A communiqué attributed to Al Qaeda claimed responsibility for the power blackout that happened in the U.S. last Thursday, saying that the brigades of Abu Fahes Al Masri had hit two main power plants supplying the East of the U.S., as well as major industrial cities in the U.S. and Canada, 'its ally in the war against Islam (New York and Toronto) and their neighbors.'
No doubt, Bush and Cheney and all the conservative media are hiding the information about the two lost power plants from us to benefit, uh ..., um ..., Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yea, that's it!
Sure they did. Coming to an Al Qaida communiqué near you:
We're responsible for Michael Jackson's hair catching fire in that Pepsi commercial.
We caused Superman's riding accident.
We're to blame for red tides, tornados, and earthquakes.
And worst of all, we created Milli Vanilli.
Posted by: Kieran Lyons at 07:37 PM